Department of International Airplay · Now taking requests
The International Request Line
The Bureau is asking every radio station on Earth to play “U-Turn Lane to Walmart.” Pick a station, a newspaper or a government office anywhere on the planet, and the Bureau writes the letter for you. Then put your pin on the map. If they play it, we win. If they ignore us, we win that too.
Primary objective
Bangkok
8,987 miles from the U-turn · Win rate 100%
Est. 1999 · North Wilkesboro, N.C.
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Good Coat Advisory
Residents are advised to wear the good coat, not the one in the truck.
Tonight: Partly Cloudy · Low 36° · 2% chance of precipitation · Wind 6 to 10 mph
Issued 5:30 PM · Source: National Weather Service · Weather Desk →
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Happy Daily 3878: TikTok Around the Clock
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